Wednesday, March 18, 2015

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT:

· I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

· CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

· Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

· I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

· I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.

· Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

· Motel Six wont leave the light on anymore.

· A picture is now only worth 200 words.

· They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street”

· When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

And, finally...

· I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

SHARED FROM ; RAMESH
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